Duke Archibald Magnuson Fightmaster
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Stats
Name: Duke Archibald Magnuson Fightmaster (Duke is his first name)
Race: Caucasian Human, Eastern European in Origin
Age: 32
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 260lbs, all Muscle.
Abilities
Duke Archibald Magnuson Fightmaster (Duke Fightmaster, DAMF, or Action Hero Guy, for short) is from a universe where absolutely everyone has their badass levels turned up to 12, and then some. The physics from the universe are carried over with him, and have the following effects:
- The success or failure of a plot, strategy, or action depends entirely on how badass it is. Effects of this include:
- Being incapable of walking without flourish.
- Being Unable to Breathe
- Because not having to breathe is more badass
- Being required to shout hammy one-liners any time his actions are not sufficiently badass
- Being able to jump through an explosion to headbutt an ork and come out unscathed.
- The inability to press any button that stops a doomsday device until the last second.
- This Field of Badassery, or FoBA, extends through contact, subjecting inanimate objects to the same rules for a limited time after he touches them, and having some effect on living things he is in contact with.
- Unless he's trying to hurt said thing; then his badass method of doing so takes precedence.
- He cannot call himself a badass, as anyone who must self-label themselves as such is obviously not one.
- Doing so would demote him to redshirt power levels.
Equipment
If having a certain item will make an action more badass, chances are he will inextricably find said item in a place where it has no business being, or is already carrying it on him. As running out of bullets is not badass, any weapon he holds will have infinite ammo, and will never jam unless the fight enters melee range, in which case, it will jam without fail. Melee weapons will work in impossible ways, maintaining impossible edges, and are able to be thrown as easily as a weapon actually designed to be thrown.
Generally, he carries:
- Every Gun in the Game.
- A Katana
- A Massive Claymore
- A Massive Claymore Shaped gun that shoots exploding snakes with jetpacks
- A revolver better classified as an artillery piece
- An innumerable number of Knives, Stakes, Silver Bullets, Holy Water Capsules, Uzi's, and 9mm Pistols.
- A chainsaw that shoots guns.
These are stored in "Badass Space", which is like hammer space, but more awesome.
Appearance
DAMF is a large, built man. His muscles' muscles' have muscles. His large upper body is supported by a powerful, but proportionally small, set of legs. Relaxed, his arms reach just past his knees, but he is never relaxed. He is identifiable by his massive square jaw visible from orbit, perma-stubble, and not-so-recently-shaved head. He is also notable for always flexing, and wearing wifebeaters with camouflage combat pants. He wears a size 22ee boot, and the only thing you will ever find on his chest is an ammo belt.
History
Duke Archibald Magnuson Fightmaster was the "protagonist" of his universe, a title given to the most badass man in a badass land. Eventually, he did something so badass, the universe couldn't handle it, and kicked him out. Now in Tandy, he seeks to regain his dominance in this strange new world, full of weak things that don't always explode.
(Fact Checking Courtesy of the National Enquirer.)
